A Baby Can Drink A Bottle, Fall Asleep And People Say It's Cute. If I Do, I'm An Alcoholic. - Roadkill T-Shirts
A Baby Can Drink A Bottle, Fall Asleep And People Say It's Cute. If I Do, I'm An Alcoholic. - Roadkill T-Shirts
A Baby Can Drink A Bottle, Fall Asleep And People Say It's Cute. If I Do, I'm An Alcoholic. - Roadkill T-Shirts

A Baby Can Drink A Bottle, Fall Asleep And People Say It's Cute. If I Do, I'm An Alcoholic.

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Product Description: Funny T-shirt Collection - Made in 1981, All Original Parts

Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, your ultimate destination for humor-infused fashion! Introducing our exclusive Funny T-shirt Collection, thoughtfully curated for those who proudly embody the timeless charm of 1981. If you were born in this iconic year, our "Made in 1981, All Original Parts" T-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

Product Highlights:

  • Unmatched Quality: We understand that comfort and durability are of paramount importance when it comes to your favorite tees. Our "Made in 1981, All Original Parts" T-shirt is meticulously crafted with premium materials, ensuring a soft and cozy fit that stands the test of time.

  • Nostalgic Design: Take a delightful trip down memory lane with our vintage-inspired design that humorously celebrates the essence of 1981. The witty slogan proudly displayed on the front is sure to tickle funny bones and spark engaging conversations wherever you go.

  • Express Your Humorous Side: Embrace your unique sense of humor and wear it proudly on your chest – quite literally! Our T-shirt allows you to showcase your wit and playful spirit, making it a perfect conversation starter and a true reflection of your fun-loving personality.

  • The Perfect Gift Idea: Searching for the ideal gift for someone born in 1981? Look no further! Our "Made in 1981, All Original Parts" T-shirt is a thoughtful and entertaining present, perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or any special occasion that deserves a good laugh.

Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?

At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in curating a collection of uniquely hilarious apparel that adds a touch of laughter to your everyday life. When you choose our "Made in 1981, All Original Parts" T-shirt, you can expect:

  • Original Designs: We believe in celebrating individuality, just like you do. Our T-shirts feature original designs that allow you to express your distinct personality with a touch of vintage charm.

  • Premium Comfort: Comfort is at the heart of everything we do. Each T-shirt is thoughtfully selected for its softness and comfort, ensuring you feel great while making a bold style statement.

  • Secure Shopping: Your satisfaction and security are our topmost priorities. Enjoy a seamless and secure shopping experience on our website, knowing that your personal information is well-protected.

  • Exceptional Customer Support: We're here for you, every step of the way! Our dedicated customer support team is ready to assist you with any queries or concerns, providing top-notch service that guarantees your complete satisfaction.

Embrace the laughter, charm, and wit of "Made in 1981, All Original Parts" with this captivating Funny T-shirt. Join the RoadKill T Shirts family today and let your humor and style shine brightly, making every day a bit more amusing and delightful!

Note: For the perfect fit, please refer to our size chart before placing your order.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

  • If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

  • If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.

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