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Welcome to our website, where you can find a unique blend of humor and wit in our "If I'm Not On The Government Watchlist, Someone Isn't Doing Their Job" Shirt! This Funny T-Shirt is designed to make a bold statement while showcasing your distinct sense of humor.

With the attention-grabbing phrase "If I'm Not On The Government Watchlist, Someone Isn't Doing Their Job," this shirt highlights your playful nature and your ability to find humor in unconventional topics. It's the perfect conversation starter and a great way to express your individuality.

Our Funny T-Shirt is not only amusing but also comfortable and well-crafted. Made from high-quality materials, it offers a relaxed fit and durability, ensuring it will become your go-to shirt for both comfort and style.

At our online store, we take pride in curating a diverse collection of Funny T-Shirts, including our Occupational T-Shirts, designed for those who appreciate clever humor related to specific professions or situations. The "If I'm Not On The Government Watchlist, Someone Isn't Doing Their Job" Shirt is a prime example of our engaging designs.

Embrace your unique sense of humor and browse our wide selection of Funny T-Shirts today. From witty one-liners to creative graphics, we offer a variety of designs to suit your taste and style.

Shop now and make a bold statement with our exceptional Occupational T-Shirts! Whether you're looking to add a touch of humor to your everyday life or want to show off your witty personality, our "If I'm Not On The Government Watchlist, Someone Isn't Doing Their Job" Shirt and other entertaining designs are sure to make you stand out from the crowd.

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.