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Product Description: "If Guns Kill People I Guess Pencils Misspell Words Cars Drive Drunk and Spoons Make People Fat" Funny T-Shirt

Get ready to chuckle and challenge common misconceptions with our thought-provoking "If Guns Kill People I Guess Pencils Misspell Words Cars Drive Drunk and Spoons Make People Fat" T-shirt, exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts!

A Clever Play on Stereotypes: This ingenious tee uses humor to shed light on the flawed logic of blaming inanimate objects for human actions. It playfully challenges the notion that objects alone are responsible for the outcomes we observe.

Premium Comfort, Superior Quality: Our T-shirt offers more than just a witty message; it ensures exceptional comfort too. Crafted from top-quality, soft fabric, it guarantees a relaxed fit, making it your go-to choice for expressing your clever side.

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The Perfect Gift for Critical Thinkers: Looking for a gift that celebrates wit and encourages thoughtfulness? Look no further! This tee is an excellent choice for birthdays, gatherings, or any occasion where intelligence and humor shine.

RoadKill T Shirts: Where Humor Meets Fashion: At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in the power of humor to challenge assumptions. Our collection of funny tees, including the "If Guns Kill People I Guess Pencils Misspell Words Cars Drive Drunk and Spoons Make People Fat" design, adds a touch of cleverness to your wardrobe.

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Celebrate the Power of Humor: Our "If Guns Kill People I Guess Pencils Misspell Words Cars Drive Drunk and Spoons Make People Fat" T-shirt celebrates the wit that challenges stereotypes and encourages us to look deeper into the issues we discuss.

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At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.