As Far as My Liver Knows TODAY is My Birthday

[Meta Description] Embrace the humor of a wild night out with our "My Liver is the Only Thing That's Gonna WORK TODAY" T-shirt collection at RoadKill T Shirts! Celebrate the fun and the morning after with these hilarious tees. Perfect for party-goers and those who know how to have a good time. Shop now and wear your wit with pride!

[Product Description] At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in celebrating life's moments with a touch of humor. Introducing our "My Liver is the Only Thing That's Gonna WORK TODAY" T-shirt collection, where wit and the aftermath of a fun night come together to make a hilarious statement.

We all have those nights when we let loose and have a great time, and these tees playfully declare that your liver might be working extra hard today.

Crafted with care and attention to detail, our "My Liver is the Only Thing That's Gonna WORK TODAY" T-shirts offer a comfortable and stylish fit that you'll love to wear. Whether you're reminiscing about last night's adventures or just going about your day, these tees add a touch of charm and laughter to any occasion.

But these shirts are more than just a funny saying; they're a celebration of living life to the fullest and making memories that last. They represent the joy of laughter and camaraderie shared with friends during a night out.

Our "My Liver is the Only Thing That's Gonna WORK TODAY" T-shirt collection is designed to spark smiles and create connections with fellow party-goers. Embrace the opportunity to share some light-heartedness and let everyone know that you know how to have a good time.

So, whether you're a party enthusiast or just enjoy a good laugh, these shirts are the ideal choice. Join us in celebrating the humor of a wild night out, and wear your wit with pride!

[Call-to-Action] Ready to wear your wild night with pride? Don't miss out on our "My Liver is the Only Thing That's Gonna WORK TODAY" T-shirt collection, available exclusively at RoadKill T Shirts. Shop now and spread the laughter with these witty and charming tees. Show the world that you know how to have fun. Order today and wear your humor with pride!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.