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Product Description: "If Found Drunk, Please Return to Friend" Funny T-Shirt

Have you ever had so much fun that you might need a little help finding your way back to your friends? Embrace the hilarity of unforgettable moments with our "If Found Drunk, Please Return to Friend" T-shirt, exclusively available at RoadKill T Shirts!

A Humorous Twist on Lost & Found: This clever tee takes the concept of lost items and infuses it with humor. It playfully suggests that, in moments of revelry, finding your way back to your friends might require a bit of assistance.

Premium Comfort, Superior Quality: Our T-shirt is more than just a funny phrase; it ensures exceptional comfort too. Crafted from high-quality, soft fabric, it guarantees a relaxed fit for all-day wear, so you can celebrate life's adventures in style.

A Conversation Starter at Parties: Be prepared for laughs, camaraderie, and storytelling. This "If Found Drunk, Please Return to Friend" T-shirt is the ultimate icebreaker, sparking amusing anecdotes and connecting you with kindred spirits who appreciate a good time.

The Perfect Gift for Party Animals: Looking for a gift that adds a touch of humor to the festivities? Look no further! This tee is a fantastic choice for birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or any occasion where good times are on the menu.

RoadKill T Shirts: Where Humor Meets Fashion: At RoadKill T Shirts, we believe in the power of humor to bring joy to life's adventures. Our collection of funny tees, including the "If Found Drunk, Please Return to Friend" design, adds a playful touch to your wardrobe.

Join the RoadKill T Shirts Community: By wearing this T-shirt, you become part of a vibrant community of party enthusiasts who embrace the spirit of laughter and fun. Connect with others who appreciate the joy of memorable moments and the bonds of friendship.

Celebrate Unforgettable Nights: With our "If Found Drunk, Please Return to Friend" T-shirt, you celebrate the nights you'll never forget and the friends who are always there to guide you back to the laughter.

Wear Your Party Spirit Proudly: Ready to showcase your party spirit and sense of humor? Add the "If Found Drunk, Please Return to Friend" T-shirt to your cart now and let your shirt be the guide to unforgettable adventures at RoadKill T Shirts!

Embrace the spirit of laughter and unforgettable moments with our "If Found Drunk, Please Return to Friend" T-shirt. Order yours today and let the good times roll at RoadKill T Shirts!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability.

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.