I've Lost My Virginity But I Still have the Box it came in

[Title]: Embrace Your Witty Side with our "I've Lost My Virginity But I Still Have the Box It Came In" Funny T-shirt!

[Product Description]: Welcome to RoadKill T Shirts, where humor and creativity intertwine to bring you the most entertaining and witty T-shirt collection! Introducing our latest gem from the Funny T-shirt Collection - the "I've Lost My Virginity But I Still Have the Box It Came In" tee. If you enjoy clever wordplay and aren't afraid to laugh at life's quirky moments, this T-shirt is the perfect way to showcase your sense of humor!

[Attention-Grabbing Opening]: Life is full of unexpected surprises, and sometimes, it's the humor that keeps us going! Our "I've Lost My Virginity But I Still Have the Box It Came In" T-shirt takes a playful twist on the classic phrase, bringing a smile to your face and those around you.

[Product Features]:

• Premium Comfort: We believe that humor should be accompanied by comfort. Our T-shirt is crafted from premium-quality fabric, ensuring a soft and cozy feel, so you can wear it with ease and style.
• Clever Design: The witty and amusing phrase on the shirt adds a touch of hilarity to your everyday style, making it a fantastic conversation starter and icebreaker.
• Versatile Style: Dress it up or down - our T-shirt pairs effortlessly with any outfit, whether you're hanging out with friends, hitting the town, or just enjoying some downtime.

[Embrace the Art of Wordplay]: Words have the power to entertain, and with our "I've Lost My Virginity But I Still Have the Box It Came In" T-shirt, you'll revel in the art of clever wordplay. Embrace the wit and let your T-shirt be a testament to your humor and quick thinking.

[Perfect Gift Idea]: Looking for a unique and hilarious gift for your witty friends or family members? Look no further! Our funny T-shirt makes for an ideal present for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy clever twists on classic phrases.

[Sizing Information]: To ensure a perfect fit, please refer to our size chart before placing your order.

[Why Choose RoadKill T Shirts?]: At RoadKill T Shirts, we take immense pride in delivering products that blend humor, quality, and style seamlessly. Our dedication to creativity and customer satisfaction is what sets us apart.

[Order Yours Today]: Ready to showcase your witty side with a dash of humor? Grab your "I've Lost My Virginity But I Still Have the Box It Came In" Funny T-shirt today! Click "Add to Cart" now and wear your cleverness proudly!

[Closing]: Thank you for choosing RoadKill T Shirts, your destination for humor-infused apparel. Embrace the art of wordplay and let our T-shirt be a playful and witty addition to your wardrobe. Get ready to share laughs and showcase your unique sense of humor with our "I've Lost My Virginity But I Still Have the Box It Came In" T-shirt!

At Roadkill, we craft our funny t-shirts from luxurious smooth cotton that is resistant to shrinking, wrinkling or fading. We take it seriously that our hilarious sayings on our t-shirts shine and do not lose their glory.

Every single t-shirt is carefully made to ensure that not only do they showcase how great your sense of humor is, but also aid your functionality in everyday life. Our fabric may feel soft but it carries its name in strength and durability

Machine Wash Cold: Use cold water to maintain the vibrancy of colors and prevent shrinking.

Use Mild Detergent: Choose a gentle detergent to protect the fabric and print.

Wash Inside Out: Turn the T-shirt inside out to preserve the design and avoid fading.

Avoid Bleach: Do not use bleach, as it can damage the fabric and alter colors.

Tumble Dry Low: Dry on a low setting or opt for air drying to prevent shrinking and keep the fabric soft.

Cool Iron if Needed: If ironing is necessary, use a cool setting and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning may damage the fabric and print, so it is not recommended.

USPS ships in about 2-3 business days. It takes 2-5 days to get there. Outside the US it takes 1-2 weeks, plus. Please don't count Sat or Sundays.

UPS ships the NEXT business day and then it will be delivered 1 or 2 days from SHIPMENT date. IF YOU CHOOSE UPS GROUND, refer to our shipping chart below. That will give you approximately days to get your package. We don't guarantee UPS ground shipping dates.

For UPS 1- and 2-day express shipping only!

• If you order Monday, it will be shipped on Tuesday and arrive on Wednesday for 1 day UPS and Thursday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Tuesday, it will be shipped on Wednesday and arrive on Thursday for 1 day UPS and Friday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Wednesday, it will be shipped on Thursday and arrive on Friday for 1 day UPS and Monday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Thursday, it will be shipped on Friday and arrive on Monday for 1 day UPS and Tuesday for 2-day UPS.

• If you order Friday, Saturday or Sunday, it will be shipped on Monday and arrive on Tuesday for 1 day UPS and Wednesday for 2-day UPS.

UPS GROUND shipping?

UPS Ground ships the next business day. It can take from 1-6 days to get there. Please refer to the map. The further you are from Charlotte, NC the longer it takes. If you need it ASAP, pick UPS 1- or 2-day options.